If Whisky Magazine did an award for most audacious shit stirrer then Bruichladdich might well win. Hell I’m even giving them publicity as I write these words, their heavily peated spell has evidently worked on me too, I feel like I’ve been ACE’d in marketing. I used to get a lot more hot under the collar about Bruichladdich and their ‘ways’ but now I’m older and drunker so I don’t care about these things so much anymore. People get wound up by all this controversy, but if we take a long hard look at these things, doesn’t it just make life a little more fun. We love having something to rant about, how often have these staves in the side brought people together over a dram, given additional support to conversations that are in serious danger of straying out of whisky territory and into topics that might, god forbid, invite real people to contribute something.

Jim McEwan prepares his masterpiece; the 8yo, organic barley, hex-distillled, irn bru finished, 'Lush Edition'.
Now having said all that the whiskies I’m tasting today are not among the hardcore ‘controversy’ range. Port Charlotte and Octomore have both cased a stir but nothing quite like the relentless programme of wine cask finishes (additional cask devolution) or the infamous X4. You may remember this as the spirit that was used to power a toy racing car by James May and Oz Clark on the occasion that the pair of half witted dunder-pillocks visited the distillery for their utterly pointless, borderline offensive, booze programme. A show in which two middle aged, semi alcoholics, stagger round britain with a caravan in tow, ask insulting and stupid questions of the various interesting people they meet and usually end up pissed in a ditch, inevitably breaking their caravan in an hilarious and completely unscripted way. Who says British television in dumbing down. Anyway, I digress. As I was saying, the peated side of things at Bruichladdich are fairly safe by comparison to their more outlandish liquid fandangos. The only thing I would say against them is, as usual, their prices are a big pile of horse manure, charging over eighty pounds for a 5yo whisky is… well just plain wrong. But hey, I’m not in charge of these things, I’m just Bloggy MacBloggerson from Bloggsvile and I don’t know squat diddly blog.

The new 'non vintage' Port Charlotte.
This is the new Port Charlotte, now a ‘multi vintage’, presumably meaning they’re trying to stretch it out by bunging lots of younger stuff in the mix. After a successful run of PC’s 5 through 8 this should be the spirit coming properly of age. I must say, I adore Port Charlotte, its not true of all the bottlings but a surprising number of them have been quite stunning. They seem to combine very old school Islay freshness with remarkable maturity for their age. Some of the wee Bloodtub bottlings that have been done by private cask owners have been utterly beautiful, if you don’t believe me ask Gordon Homer, who does the fantastic Spirit Of Islay site, to give you a taste of his. Anyway needless to say I’m excited to taste this newbie.
Port Charlotte ‘An Turas Mor’. OB. 46%. 70cl. 100% American oak maturation (so it says).
Colour: Light Honey
Nose: Big straight peat over lots of oiliness, engine oil, old boilers and a little waxy. It immediately has that quality I love in a peated whisky, a perfect balance of coastal, industrial and farmy characters. There are some lovely lemony, sharp, mineral seashore aromas with the industrial oiliness and something like old stables and barns. A real mix of qualities so far. There are some quite soft green fruit characters and a lick of sweet vanilla from the bourbon, everything in its place though, nothing dominates too much. Given time the nose starts to reveal more complexities, walnut oil, furniture polish, a little mint leaf and even some coconut. Its amazing how Port Charlotte can have such a definite peat quality but little in the way of medicinal character, very unusual for something peated as high as 40ppm.
Palate: Dusty straw, damp sackcloth, old oily rags and lots of young, green, gristy peat. A little more soft sweetness on the palate with vanilla cream and custard flavours being quite prominent. Not so much happening on the palate yet… I might add water though I don’t normally for 46% drams. Not too much development with water, its softer but there still isn’t much fruit. Its very tightly composed and flavoursome but it doesn’t deliver the kind of complexity the nose was suggesting. Still very tasty and drinkable though, I can imagine this disappearing down the necks of a few poker players over the course of an evening.
Finish: Medium to long length with more young, grassy, turfy peat flavours and some citrus and lanolin elements as well.
Comments: I like it but not quite as much as some of the other stellar bottlings, the nose was very enchanting but the palate let it down a little in my book. This is still very good though and at around £35 this is an excellent access category Port Charlotte. I suspect this will be a really popular bottling given time.
Score: 85/100

Now peated to 1 Google Plex ppm.
Ok so the Octomore is maybe a little bit more difficult to come to terms with than the PC. The idea of doing the world’s most heavily peated spirit is fine, why not it sounds like fun. The complaint often heard is that they’ve taken things a little to seriously at Bruichladdich and unfortunately the prices for these official Octomores tend to reflect this. I’ll not argue with that sentiment, however I would pause for thought over the also often heard criticism that the spirit’s quality is poor. I thought the official releases so far have been very interesting, and in the case of the 2.1 release, downright delicious. The problem is all this hooha about peating levels has distracted us from just taking the whisky on taste value. There is a lot of chatter about Octomore, and even more since Supernova came on the scene, about peat levels, which is higher, how accurate are they? Well in all probability the accuracy is a little dubious. There are two main systems used for measuring peat levels in whisky, colometric analyses and HPLC (high performance liquid chromatography) both of which, in a very loose definition, are based on measuring the amount of light absorbed by the various phenol compounds. However they can both give highly different results, I’ve seen various peating levels banded around for Octomore over the past years, one as high as 300ppm, I suspect they promote whichever result comes out higher, with this latest release its 152 ppm (apparently). This is all relative however as, at the end of the day, it is the way this heavily peated malt is processed at the distillery that will make the most difference. The way the initial peat flavour is moulded and sculpted by the vast and variable potential of milling, mashing, fermenting, distilling and maturing. It is also highly unlikely they acheive such high phenolic levels by burning just peat, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was sulphur being burned as well as peat in order to cram a few more compounds into those husks. From a personal perspective I don’t care too much what the actual ppm is, the proof is in the peat or the peat is in the pudding? Whatever it is they say…
Octomore 3/152. 5yo. OB. 59%. 70cl.
Colour: Straw
Nose: Big slavering buckets of molten peat. Its really dense, oily, smoky and peaty, the peat really is intense, pure and quite chiseled. Lets give it some time… Half an hour later and its really opened up very nicely. Now its reeking of seashore character, really salty, tangy and coastal, lots of wet pebbles on a beach and fresh oysters with lemon juice. Underneath that there are some vegetal components to it, mashed potatoes and steamed veg, then some sooty, coal aromas follow. It virtually defines clean, pristine young whisky, its beautifully balanced. If there are any impurities still in this young spirit then the immense peat is doing a very good job of masking them.
Palate: Good delivery, oily and surprisingly gentle, it seems to be the flavours doing all the talking rather than the alcohol. Still very clean and perfectly poised. At first it is almost acridly dry, like a heavily peated desert, but little touches of sweet vanilla show through after a while, but they are really dominated by the earthiness of the peat. Some lovely mentholated character towards the back of the palate after a while. More coastal character and a really sharp saltiness around the sides of the tongue. The peat is almost leathery in its texture, this really is a meal in a glass. The ultimate late night dram.
Finish: Long. Yet more dry, earthy peat. Some bonfire smoke, a little salty citrus rind and some clean, invigorating white pepper.
Comments: I forgot to add water. Leaving all the peat politics to one side for a moment, this is a great dram. Its not overly complex but it is beautifully balanced. The peat, while undeniably huge, is not overpowering, it is focused and deliciously concentrated. Obviously you have to like peaty whiskies but for those who do this should be a winner. While life would be boring if every whisky was created with such extremes in mind, occasionally its nice to celebrate excess. Well done Bruichladdich, I’m really looking forward to trying this same spirit when its fifteen and beyond.
Score: 90/100