La Paz Intoxication Round Up
5 Jun
La Paz is a fascinating mixture of scattered and maddeningly odd architecture, high rise buildings, that seem to have sought their inspiration from a rare psychedelic 1960s edition of Lego, face up against a worn brickwork urban scrawl that reminds you just how poor most of the people outside the central gringo bubble are. In fact it is mind frying to look out at the rim of the crater that caps the top edge of La Paz and see the endless carpet of square houses that seem to grow out of each other like a cubic fungus on the side of a mountain. At night the lights come on and it is as if the stars just fell out of the sky and lie around on the sides of the mountains, like discarded cosmic christmas lights. In short, La Paz can be a sensory overload. The streets rise and fall and the people scatter amongst each other like marbles, short inclines leave you remarkably out of breath and you have to remind yourself that you are 3800 meters above sea level. A place where the oxygen thins out, minds are lightened and your faculties natural defenses against alcohol, drugs and love are diminished by a startling degree.
Little wonder then that La Paz attracts as many western visitors as it does. Often young people, on the look out for the South American experience, yet most end up getting seduced by the many home comforts that can be found here. Bars like Oliver’s Travels offer quality English pub grub, the promise of bacon, steak pies and even HP sauce (which is sold in dishes for 5 Bolivianos) is often too much for many to resist. The main hostels are famous amongst travelers, The Wild Rover, Loki and The Adventure Brew are places of varying madness, alcohol soaked, pot infused and scattered with moments of odd serenity. Most end up at Route 36 as well, the Gringo drug haven, a place of strangely low key coke dens that look like they were designed by Guardian readers and modeled on the old set from Top Of The Pops. The La Paz experience can feel like a diluted scene from Scarface or a meditative stroll through an Al Paca laced brickscape. Yet somehow, between the two it ends up being a very genuine and grand experience.
My own particular vice in La Paz was the beer. For some reason there seemed to be a variety of fine beers available. This is partly due to the Adventure Brew Hostel that has a microbrewery in its basement, the world’s highest apparently. The beer is called Saya and they offer a lager, a blonde beer, an amber ale, an IPA and a dark ‘Negra’ beer. To come from four and a half months with nothing but the poisonous bubbles of Brahma to quaff, the first pint of Saya IPA was like a well hopped pitcher of chilled holy water. All the beers they brewed were fantastic to me, not in the same league as some of the best English and Scottish brews back home but the balance of hopps and malt in all the beers was just wonderful. It is surprising how quickly you forget just how good simple, pronounced, clean flavours can be in a drink. The citrus of the blond beer, the bitter, zingy hopps of the IPA and the chocolate/coffee sweetness of the Negra were fresh air to this gasping palate.
There was a fair share of the usual gassy, lageresque abominations but their presence was somehow tolerable with the knowledge that most places had a Saya of some sort. I had to work most of the time I was in La Paz, the upshot of which is that I have finally completed writing distillery profiles for each whisky/distillery on the website. The result was that I didn’t do much else, but I am not sore about this, I don’t really go in for the tourist thing so much. I am happy to simply wander streets and let the atmosphere of a city bustle over me through the turn of a day. I found La Paz to be a wonderful place for this, it is a city that truly moves around you.
Now I am safely in Mexico, the lego metropolis of La Paz is something that I will have to return to someday but for now it’s time to keep moving forward. Mexico is so far entirely seductive, there are many things to say about it but that will have to wait. However, I suggest that if you don’t like Tequila or Mezcal then you might want to look away now… (well tomorrow)








